Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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