I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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