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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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