Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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