her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Pooping to opera.
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