ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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