How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Is Oprah even human
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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