so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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