Are we in a gay sports bar?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Everclear isn't food dammit
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I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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