We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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