anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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