At least make sure they are 18
Why
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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