i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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