I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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