That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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