Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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