There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.