Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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