i just google imaged poop.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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