Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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