yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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