i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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