You're completely useless in the revolution.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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