i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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