Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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