My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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