New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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