Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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