ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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