No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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