She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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