And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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