sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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