that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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