and i looked up. we had an audience...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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