he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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