All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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