either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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