just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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