hotel room ftw
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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