Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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