Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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