That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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