quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
This is the high leading the old right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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