I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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