I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
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whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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