Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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