He is such a slut. More and more my type.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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