You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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