Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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