Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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