Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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