last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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