I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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