Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
