You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
My feet surprised me
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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