Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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