The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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