It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
